You have been selected from MANY QUALIFIED APPLICANTS for pre-approval to rent this CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED LIME!
We have already checked your CREDIT and found it very ATTRACTIVE. Now we give you the opportunity to bring the lime into your HOUSE or CAR!
0% APR FINANCING and NO CASH FOR THE FIRST 3 HOURS.
HEIGHT: GOLF BALL
LENGTH: 1.5 erasers
COLOR: LIME COLOR
***** DO NOT JUICE THE LIME *****
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR YOU?
You will now have a lime.
IS CLICKHOLE LIABLE FOR LIME-RELATED DISEASES OR DEATH CAUSED BY RENTING THIS LIME?
WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THE LIME?
- Put in a bowl.
- Buried in the dirt.
- Show it to your neighbor.
- Roll it down the steps.
- Launch from a cannon.
- Mexican night.
- Make memories!
***** DO NOT BRING LIME WITHIN 30 FEET OF A SCHOOL *****
TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
6 MON. – 70 YEAR RENTALS AVAILABLE
OFFER CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED TO LEMONS
NON-NEGOTIABLE PRICE OF $ 17 / DAY
OFFER OF A LIFE !!!!
CLICKHOLE reserves the right to retrieve the lime at any time by force or magic
To redeem your offer, comment “Yes, I want the limit” below and one of our representatives will be in touch.
***** DO NOT SIT ON THE LIME AND WAIT FOR IT TO BEAT LIKE AN EGG *****
OFFER PRIOR TO APPROVAL EXPIRES 12/24/1992. 2.4% ABV. TERRIBLE, UNEXPECTED RESTRICTIONS APPLY.