AMAZING! You Have Been Pre-Authorised To Lease This Lime

You have been selected from MANY QUALIFIED APPLICANTS for pre-approval to rent this CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED LIME!

We have already checked your CREDIT and found it very ATTRACTIVE. Now we give you the opportunity to bring the lime into your HOUSE or CAR!

0% APR FINANCING and NO CASH FOR THE FIRST 3 HOURS.

HEIGHT: GOLF BALL
LENGTH: 1.5 erasers
COLOR: LIME COLOR

***** DO NOT JUICE THE LIME *****

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR YOU?
You will now have a lime.

IS CLICKHOLE LIABLE FOR LIME-RELATED DISEASES OR DEATH CAUSED BY RENTING THIS LIME?
Yes.

WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THE LIME?

  • Put in a bowl.
  • Paperweight.
  • Buried in the dirt.
  • Show it to your neighbor.
  • Roll it down the steps.
  • Launch from a cannon.
  • Mexican night.
  • Make memories!

***** DO NOT BRING LIME WITHIN 30 FEET OF A SCHOOL *****

TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
6 MON. – 70 YEAR RENTALS AVAILABLE
OFFER CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED TO LEMONS
NON-NEGOTIABLE PRICE OF $ 17 / DAY
OFFER OF A LIFE !!!!
CLICKHOLE reserves the right to retrieve the lime at any time by force or magic

To redeem your offer, comment “Yes, I want the limit” below and one of our representatives will be in touch.

***** DO NOT SIT ON THE LIME AND WAIT FOR IT TO BEAT LIKE AN EGG *****

OFFER PRIOR TO APPROVAL EXPIRES 12/24/1992. 2.4% ABV. TERRIBLE, UNEXPECTED RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

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