Hanes Is Going Off On Twitter About How The Entrance Flap In Their Briefs Is For Warming Your Palms, Not Sticking Your Penis Via
If you wear Hanes underwear, you might want to get ready for something because it looks like the company has a serious problem with its customers: Hanes just got angry on Twitter about how the front flap in their panties hands that do not penetrate your penis are used to warm your underwear.
Damn it. Hanes is really mad!
In an angry Twitter rant posted today, Hanes announced that they recently learned that virtually no one is putting their hands in the small slit on the front of their underwear to keep their hands warm, according to the company the only purpose is. The clothing company, which seemed equally frustrated and baffled by the reveal, held absolutely nothing back in an explicit series of tweets that got their customers to give up:
Anger tweeting never looks good, and it’s doubtful that Hanes will attract new customers with this next level tantrum. We hope that Hanes can overcome this perceived trifle and accept that not everyone will use their products exactly as the company imagined. Honestly, if you think about it, there are many different ways to use an underwear flap and it would benefit Hanes to celebrate these myriad opportunities rather than shaming the loyal customers who keep their company in business.