NASA Introduced That This Friday Is The MILF Moon

If you have a teen at home, listen carefully because an astronomical event is about to take place that will drive your son crazy: NASA has announced that the MILF moon will be this Friday.

Looks like it’s time to dust off that old telescope, set it up by the window in your son’s room, and leave them alone!

NASA announced today that the rare MILF moon will appear in the night sky this Friday, an extraordinary moon phase that only occurs every 52 years. The agency predicts that the MILF moon’s visibility will be most noticeable in areas of high concentration of teenage horniness, such as the hot tubs at Great Wolf Lodge resorts and pretty much all over Daytona Beach.

“From early Friday night, a vague scent of cigarette smoke, spilled beer and Victoria’s Secret Love Spell wafts through the air, followed by the gentle click of long fake nails that alert teenagers to the fact that the MILF moon is nigh to rise” said NASA in a press release. “For the duration of this lunar event, we can expect teenagers to dizzyingly high-five for hours at a time while staring at the MILF moon and exchanging weird comments about wanting to ‘tap into’ it.”

“We strongly recommend parents not to visit their sons at any time during the night and interrupt their viewing of the MILF moon as it would certainly be uncomfortable for both of you,” the agency added. “The next time that moon happens your boys will be a good 60 years old and a lot less hormonal, so it’s best that you just let them enjoy them right now.”

Fascinating!

It sounds like this has the potential to become one of the coolest lunar events of the century. So if you are a 16 year old through puberty, get ready to go crazy with pleasure. Eyes to the sky guys! This is going to be the hottest moon ever.

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