This Girl Made A Heartwarming Birthday Publish On Instagram For Her Grandma Who’s Useless And Would not Give A Shit

Social media posts are often pointless and unnecessary, but here’s a story about a post that takes pointless and unnecessary to a whole new level: This woman made a heartwarming birthday post on Instagram for her dead granny who doesn’t give a shit. Damn it, that’s stupid as hell. What’s in it for anyone? Annabelle … Read more

Some Venue House owners Get a Federal Lifeline. Others Are Instructed They’re Lifeless.

Some Venue Owners Get a Federal Lifeline. Others Are Told They’re Dead.

When the emails finally arrived late last week, some business owners got the good news they had been waiting for: They would receive part of a $ 16 billion federal grant that goes to music clubs, theaters and other live event companies get on the ground through the pandemic. But other applicants encountered new obstacles … Read more

This Flower Smells Like Useless Bugs to Entice Particular Pollinators

This Flower Smells Like Dead Insects to Attract Specific Pollinators

A unique flower endemic to Greece is believed to emit a similar odor to the decomposition of insects to attract one of its main pollinators, the coffin fly. Flowers are usually associated with sweet, pleasant smells, but the truth is, not all flowers smell good. In fact, some smell like the grossest thing in the … Read more

A Label Reissued a Lifeless Brazilian Artist’s Album. He Was Nonetheless Alive.

A Label Reissued a Dead Brazilian Artist’s Album. He Was Still Alive.

He impressed Quartin, his budding producer, by playing a waltz he had just composed on guitar after dinner at a mutual friend’s house. Soon after, he was introduced to Bahiana by a friend of hers and visited his future co-worker at her home in Ipanema. The two began writing hundreds of songs for “Obnoxius” and … Read more

Roger Hawkins, Drummer Heard on Quite a few Hits, Is Useless at 75

Roger Hawkins, Drummer Heard on Numerous Hits, Is Dead at 75

Roger Hawkins, who played drums on numerous pop and soul hits in the 1960s and 1970s and was one of the architects of the funky sound identified with Muscle Shoals, Ala., Died Thursday at his Sheffield, Ala. Home 75. His death was confirmed by his friend and frequent musical contributor, David Hood, who said Mr. … Read more

Military of the Useless: Who Play the King and Queen Zombies?


Zack Snyders Army of the Dead is not your average zombie movie. Fast-paced, intelligent, and organized, the zombies that inhabit Snyder’s apocalyptic Las Vegas pose a deadly threat at the highest level. There’s a wacky Elvis Presley impersonator and an undead tiger, and the whole carnivorous bunch becomes Zombie King Led by Zeus (played by … Read more

Norman Lloyd, Veteran Hollywood Hyphenate, Is Lifeless at 106

Norman Lloyd, Veteran Hollywood Hyphenate, Is Dead at 106

He was the young actor who moved audiences as Cinna, the poet in Orson Welles’ 1937 theatrical production of Julius Caesar. He was the cool fascist sympathizer who kept the audience on the edge of their seats when he dangled from the Statue of Liberty in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1942 film “Saboteur”. And he was the … Read more

Anita Lane, Rocker Who Was Extra Than a Muse, Is Useless at 61

Anita Lane, Rocker Who Was More Than a Muse, Is Dead at 61

Anita Lane, who worked with Australian rocker Nick Cave on some of his most eye-catching songs and recorded her own distinctive records, applied her sometimes girlish, sometimes sultry vocal style to lyrics that could be haunting, somber, sexual, or speechless on the cheek, died last month in Melbourne, Australia. She was 61 years old. Her … Read more

Protests Explode in Colombia, Leaving At Least 24 Lifeless

Protests Explode in Colombia, Leaving At Least 24 Dead

BOGOTÁ, Colombia – A teenager was shot dead after kicking a police officer. A young man bleeds in the street as protesters call for help. Police shoot unarmed demonstrators. Helicopters swarm over us, tanks roll through neighborhoods, explosions echoed in the streets. A mother crying for her son. “We are destroyed,” said Milena Meneses, 39, … Read more