This Man Who Was As soon as The Ugliest Dude In His Excessive College Is Now The Hottest Man In This CBD Retailer

Here’s an uplifting story that will surely give all the less attractive people out there hope that one day they might blossom into a beautiful swan: This man was once one of the ugliest guys in his high school, but now he’s the hottest guy in this one CBD shop.

Impressive! What an incredible transformation.

Growing up, 34-year-old Marcus Hawkins was not exactly seen for anything to do with his oily skin, bulging eyes, lanky body, and nonexistent jaw. But in the years since then, he’s grown seriously as he grew into his adult features, so when he joined CBD Specialties & Kratom Supply a few minutes ago, he was clearly the most physically attractive person of the five or six customers rummaging in the overpriced CBD oils and vaping products. While some of the other customers admittedly look pretty gross, including the withered old hippie guy with the thread-like Hulk Hogan hairstyle and the massively obese gamer guy in the sublime shirt and ill-fitting pajama pants, there are some pretty normal looking guys too in the group that Marcus just surpasses in terms of desirability.

Hubba Hubba! As for the folks at CBD discounters who used to be KFCs, Marcus is quite a catch!

Unfortunately for Marcus, the only woman in the CBD shop is the lady with the lip ring and the one The nightmare before Christmas Beanie who works at the till, and she’s clearly with the store manager, so being the most attractive guy in the building isn’t really going to help him romantically here. But you have to imagine it’s still a huge confidence boost for him, and as long as he continues to surround himself with misshapen stoner boys and red-eyed wooks in Umphrey’s McGee tour shirts, he is sure to have success with the ladies at some point.

Impressive. Seeing an ugly duckling light up in a moderately attractive CBD store patron is truly an inspiration, and there should be hope for local people everywhere who dream of looking reasonably decent in certain contexts one day. Everything is possible!

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